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humaNz
December 6th, 2009, 7:05 PM
Welcome back to another RagedGamers Weekly Round-Up! My name is Humanz, and (as requested by Jax) I will be your host today!

http://www.ragedgamers.com/images/roundups/gameshowhost.jpg

Before we get to the action, how about some fun trivia? Today's trivia is sponsored by Hipster! "So?" you ask? Well, that means the first person to correctly answer the question will get a super duper ..wait for it.. kiss from Hipster! What better prize than that? I mean, who doesn’t want a kiss from such a hot, clean, tall, shaved, good looking fella? Anyways, enough with the talk, here is today’s question:
What color does Hipster wear the most?
If you know the answer, make sure to post it in a comment below. And remember, you may be eligible to win a kiss from Hipster himself!

Hint: Somewhere in our IRC Channel (http://www.ragedgamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1625) a hint was placed that will greatly help you answering the question. Make sure to pass by there if you want a kiss from Hipster. #rG @ Gamesurge.

Tired of those HLSS/HLDJ spammers and their crappy music screaming in our innocent ears? Never fear, RagedGamers is here!

http://www.ragedgamers.com/images/roundups/superman.jpg

A new plugin was installed on all of our servers that automatically mutes anyone who tries to use HLSS/HLDJ. This will only block HLSS and HLDJ, so you can still tell those sexy stories about your (so called) real life while head-shotting everyone in our Defusal Server! What else could you ask for?!

Man, is it hot, or is just me?
It’s not just you! This heat wave is caused by our new TF2 server! Give a warm welcome to our new 24/7 Egypt server!
(rG) 24/7 Egypt [FastSpawn|HLstats] - RagedGamers.com
66.225.198.221:27015
Now get out there (steam://connect/66.225.198.221:27015) and go have some vanilla fun!

Oh. My. The walls, they are.. INVISIBLE! Yep, that’s right! RagedGamers has also set up a new 24/7 Glassmaps server! If you don't know what glassmaps are, just think of playing CS:S with wallhacks on... except most of the floors are also breakable. The Glassmaps server has been in development for a long time and it is a great honor that I can finally show it to the public!
(rG) Glass Maps [66tic|HLstatsX] - RagedGamers.com
66.225.198.215:27015
The server is equipped with the new HLstats:CE as well as 40 awesome maps! What are you waiting for? Join Now! (steam://connect/66.225.198.215:27015)

Player of the week!

This week’s player of the week is one that is hated by many, yet loved by even more. One that can bring a smile to anyone’s face at any time (even though he may need a translator by his side). Congratulations Dewy for being this week's POTW!

http://www.ragedgamers.com/images/roundups/potw_dewy.jpg

Dewy is a professional rapper that can beat anyone (yes anyone) at rap battles. Here's some of his latest work:

"ay (yo) my raps are booming like a (sterio),some hoes call me fly like a (plane) with da diamond (chains) that i buy from (spain) with the bass knuckles im about to bring da (pain).if you see me in jail break one rush to the (gut) u will get (cut) my skills r sicker thin 2 girls and 1 (cup).like tah hoe ct (TURTLE) his eyes lookin (purple) cause he told me to croung walk to da (cage) i find a usp and went on a (rampage)"

Awesome, right? He makes it look so easy.

“Dewy is a (g), cuz he likes (bee)…”

Ok, I better stop.

That's it for this week. But before we close up, I'd like to show you a clip of the week. This clip was compiled by our resident videographer Lemon (http://www.ragedgamers.com/forums/member.php?u=468). It shows Seventeen being amazing, but when isn’t he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvO8ozIGJyA

Well, "fim". Have a good week everyone.

Jax <3

GreatNessCalling
December 6th, 2009, 10:19 PM
you mean fin? and i know one person who can beat him at a rap battle and he knows who..... lol

Jax
December 6th, 2009, 10:20 PM
The answer is PINK. Come here Hipster baby, Daddy's got his lips wet and ready!

Great job humaNz, I knew the stellar forces of polygon and pixel gods would influence you into writing a roundup.

Played around some on the Glassmap server when it was still hidden. [ I'm sneaky like that ] Was sorta fun other than some random foreign kid finding his way in and ripping me up with glass shards.

Edit; Oh yeah, Grats Dewy on the POTW and the ABT. Make a ho proud man, toothless or not!

<3 u2 BB



12:21 AM - [❤] Jax MiAwf licks his lips and puckers up
12:21 AM - (rG) Hipster: lol :p
12:22 AM - [❤] Jax MiAwf: Oh baby you threw some tongue in there. Mmmm

mr.snipes
December 6th, 2009, 11:18 PM
the answer is red

GreatNessCalling
December 6th, 2009, 11:52 PM
im guessing white?

Bad ConNecTioN
December 7th, 2009, 12:29 AM
This bro's prose are fabled throughout the land, for he is the man of the english language, merriam-webster be damned. So duel him at your own peril, for this dudes tongue is double barreled. You wouldn't stand a chance regardless of your syntax, for Dewy is the master of parenthetical banter, and he is always on the attack.

I'm outtie

Jax
December 7th, 2009, 1:20 AM
Lmfao, What the hell badcon... SPYDER!!! Translate this please.

Pandemic
December 7th, 2009, 4:09 AM
the answer is blue

Magic Beef Injection
December 7th, 2009, 5:33 AM
Is it Aquamarine?
Anyways, nice round up Humanz!

Crocross
December 7th, 2009, 6:27 AM
The answer is definitely the color that Hipster wears. I mean, it can't be anything other then that color! I win!

Great round-up and congratulations on POTW Dewy

Cold Fusion
December 7th, 2009, 8:14 AM
Bad Con, me, and Toxin > dewy in interwebz rap battles.

Grats anyways dewy :p

I'm with those who say Pink.

Carter
December 7th, 2009, 8:23 AM
Yellow! It's yellow! Come here Hipster, I want your lovin'!
And grats Humanz! Os brasileiros estao dominando o rG! :D

Shikaku
December 7th, 2009, 9:09 AM
haha awesome humanz! when you told me you were writing it i thought you were gonna fail like you do at cs :p

Bad ConNecTioN
December 7th, 2009, 10:20 AM
This bro's prose are fabled throughout the land, for he is the man of the english language, merriam-webster be damned. So duel him at your own peril, for this dudes tongue is double barreled. You wouldn't stand a chance regardless of your syntax, for Dewy is the master of parenthetical banter, and he is always on the attack.

I'm outtie

Lmfao, What the hell badcon... SPYDER!!! Translate this please.


No worries, I'll translate

Prose - a literary medium distinguished from poetry especially by its greater irregularity and variety of rhythm and its closer correspondence to the patterns of everyday speech.

fabled - renowned, or famous.

merriam-webster - a well known dictionary

syntax - the study of the rules for the formation of grammatical sentences in a language.

parenthetical - 1. of, pertaining to, noting, or of the nature of a parenthesis: several unnecessary parenthetic remarks.
2. characterized by the use of parentheses.

banter - an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery.


Translation - Dewy is famous for being a good rapper, regardless of what merriam-webster thinks of his word usage. Challanging him would most likely result in your demise, for he has a gifted tongue. No matter your mastery of the rules of language, Dewy will beat you by putting words in parenthesis and doing it often.



Pay more attention in english class lol :p

Spyder
December 7th, 2009, 11:12 AM
No worries, I'll translate

Haha. I laughed even without the translation, but thanks for doing it so I didn't have to.

... parenthetical banter *snort*

Juujuu
December 7th, 2009, 12:44 PM
Im going to go with white for the summer, and maroon for the winter.

Bk and fries
December 7th, 2009, 2:29 PM
Since he is to sexy to wear anything, I will have to go with an invisable color.

Jax
December 7th, 2009, 2:46 PM
I already won -.-

We had an epic make out session, WITH tongue. He wouldn't let me play with his boobies tho, so we made out until his lips started to get raw. FIND SOMEONE ELSE

Texno
December 7th, 2009, 3:43 PM
lol orly Jax?
im gonna guess Blue or white.

Hidden
December 7th, 2009, 5:00 PM
In regards to the anti-HLSS\HLDJ, would this mod mute us upon entering the server? Or does it only mute you if you try to play a sound? I enjoy using HLSS when I test maps and look for glitches [my listen server]. It would get kind of annoying if I had to restart counter strike just to play another server.

Thanks

Hipster
December 7th, 2009, 5:04 PM
Jax won, lol. You guys can join IRC and wait for me to connect/disconnect (or just do a whois) to find out why.

@Hidden, it only mutes you when you try to play a sound via HLSS/HLDJ in our server.

dewy<3
December 7th, 2009, 9:47 PM
sweet:laugh:

Mr. Dorf
December 8th, 2009, 3:21 PM
Dewy, Dewy, Dewy.........Congratz for player of the week

Gil
December 8th, 2009, 5:47 PM
Congrats Dewy. All this time, I thought it was "wap battle". You were saying RAP battle. It all makes sense now. jk. lolz :p

mwlviper6
December 8th, 2009, 5:57 PM
I BELIEVE YOU WHERE THA COLLAR BALACK CAUSE YOU ARE EMOLICOUS.

K 1 D
December 8th, 2009, 6:39 PM
Nice round up fat boy ;)...
(Inside joke, sorta...)

iSmokedYourNuts
December 8th, 2009, 9:11 PM
aha, ahahahahaha, ahhahahahahahahhahahahaahahahaha

i laughed my ass off so hard on that video

@mr.wapbattle - congrats
@mr.roundupwriter - congrats - u didn't fail like ciris, it was actually pretty damn good.

humaNz
December 9th, 2009, 4:28 AM
@mr.roundupwriter - congrats - u didn't fail like ciris, it was actually pretty damn good.

Thank you. :]

CurseMark
December 12th, 2009, 5:05 AM
Heh, that is an epic clip there. Anyone hear MP5 fail?